No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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