toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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