You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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