Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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