Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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