Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
