I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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