your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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