i think my tv is drunk
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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