If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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