i jhust puked up my retainher.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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