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thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
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