Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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