Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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