How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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