I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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