So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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