let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
