I just made out with a guy for $7.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
