You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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