so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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