god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you traded sex for a burrito?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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