She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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