all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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