apparently the secret to your success is patron
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
jump out the window naked night went bad
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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