So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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