My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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