What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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