just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
