he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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