Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Randomize
