O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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