I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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