wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Randomize