But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
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