...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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