I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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