Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
