high people should be assigned attendants
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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