Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize
