Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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