Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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