You're completely useless in the revolution.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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