you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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