But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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