At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
just tell him i said nine months
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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