no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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