? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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