love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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