you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
should my penis look like a turkey
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize