You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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