I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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