im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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