I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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