And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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